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Gauntlet Loop Reality Check — Costs Nobody Quotes (2026)

The Gauntlet Loop went viral on a 3.8M-view demo, but the numbers nobody quotes tell a different story: blind reviewers scored the famous game 3.6–5 out of 10, one well-known indie dev burned $900 and discarded 95% of the output, and parallel fan-out on coupled code produced 2.5x the defects. Here is the method, the evidence, and the braked version that actually works.